ALERT! Fauxmance rant ahead…
I know people have told me to let this go, and not bring pain upon myself, but that old cheesy saying is correct, writing about my feelings, helps me to deal with them… And this book gives me a lot of bad bile building feelings…
So, the world knows about The Fauxmance. Now a lot of these panels have people saying that they did the deed… Well, it wasn’t very good if Clark is still listening to the entire world talk about him, instead of concentrating on the deed… Like a human equivalent of tweeting, tumblring, and YouTubeing while you do it.
Look at his face, he don’t look happy. He looks tired, exhausted, emotionally, and mentally. No glow there. As for Diana, my god. She has spent time, seen the importance of his Clark Kent background to him! and she still sakes him to ditch it for her? Seriously? You’re more selfish than Lana Lang! You’re more conceited and vain and self revolving than anyone I have seen. Has he asked you to give up your god-hood? Or your Amazonian heritage? No. Asking Clark Kent to give up Smallville and all that is there in his heart and soul, is like asking us to give up air. You’re killing him Wonder Witch!
But this here, this panel, is the reason these two will never work. She does not get a single thing about him. To answer that made up Amazon that she talks to about her Fauxmance, no, she doesn’t understand him. Not one bit. For her to even contemplate him giving up his Clark Kent side is pure blasphemy! Since the beginning of time, this story has been about the outsider, trying to fit in. It’s what made Clark Kent loved. It’s so important, almost one third of Man of Steel was spent covering Clark Kent.
All this book is doing, is making me hate Wonder Woman even more than I already do. Not even because she’s trying to fit into Lois Lane’s shoes, but because she’s being more demanding on Superman, than the world is.
As Chloe Sullivan once famously said “He’s not a God”. Who better than his best friend to say that right? He needs to rest. Because when Clark is Superman 24/7 he doesn’t do well. He needs a beer, and time to relax. He was raised human. Even Diana knows this. So thus, he needs to be human.
Right now, I’m so sick and tired of this bullship bullshit, I’d take Greg Pak’s Lana over this elitist Wonder Bitch.
But here’s the deal: Lana, can’t accept his Superman side. She’s afraid of it. He’s just Clark to her. (Even in uniform, she calls him Clark)
Diana doesn’t get his Clark side. She doesn’t get the need of a hard-life or normal life. She doesn’t get his humanity is what makes him SuperMAN.
There’s only one person that is the one for Clark, no not Batman.
Lois Lane. She accepts him fully. Clark Kent, Superman, Kal-El. She gets him.
When DC finally open their eyes I’ll be singing over here, okay.